This morning after I dropped Lydia off at school, Asa and I went to Target to do a little last-minute Relevant shopping. I couldn’t find my phone and then, I found it buried in the bottom of my enormous purse. It was stone cold dead and because my phone was made in the dark ages (like 2010), it takes like 2.5 hours to charge up. ANYWHOO.
I was wishing I had my phone like 12 times because of the tweet-worthy occurrences that…occurred. Ready for ’em? (You are. I know you are.)
I just saw a man with one of those giant cardboard checks you get when you win the lottery. Walking down the street.
Can’t stop thinking about him: Did he just win the lottery? Is he delivering the lottery? Why did he look so sad? #weird
Oh, happy @Target! How I love you and your mini @starbucks! Hot chocolates for two, please!
Me: Asa, are we on a date? Drinking hot chocolate at Starbucks? Asa: No. We’re on a cha-bookie. #okay #3yearolds
I’m bleeding! I just looked down and there is blood dripping off my finger and onto my shirt! WHAT IS GOING ON?!!
*whew* @starbucks barista-guy just saved the day with a band-aid. No ambulance was called.
Why don’t I like even one pair of shoes at Target? Am I old? I think I’m old.
I love when I have to ask an employee where something is and it’s right in front me. #observant
Home again, home again! Now it’s time to pack. Wish my little guy could come along. He’d be the perfect Veggie spokes-boy! http://instagr.am/p/Rh29W/
OK. So it wasn’t super awesome interesting. But still. My finger was bleeding! And there was a guy with a big cardboard check! How often does that happen?!
So, what tweet-worthy things happened to you today?
{ps–leaving for Relevant TOMORROW! Make sure you’re following me on twitter and @impressyourkids so you can join in all the Releveggie fun. I know, I promised I wouldn’t use those mashups. But they make me laugh.}
