Let’s play a little game, shall we? I’ll give you TEN things that have happened to me this week. ONE of them is a LIE. That’s right, pure FICTION. The rest of them are true. Originally, I was going to write a great description along with every sentence (basically, so you would believe me). But these are funnier on their own. So, READ. GUESS. And I’ll give you the answer tomorrow. And all my undying love and affection for whoever else thinks this is a funny list.
1. Made a date with my aunt to CAN TOMATOES.
2. Stepped on a BINDER CLIP at the pool and sliced the bottom of my foot open.
3. Went swimming with FOUR GUYS I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL with.
4. Led ONE HUNDRED 4 YEAR OLDS in singing.
5. Cooked dinner for nine of my IN-LAWS.
6. Missed a meeting because my husband took my kids AND MY CELL PHONE AND CAR KEYS out to dinner.
7. Discovered ON FACEBOOK that my cousin got married this week.
8. Accidentally stabbed myself with 2 bamboo skewers. IN MY ELBOW.
9. Ran TWO MILES without stopping.
10. Figured out the amazingness that is POKE on Facebook.
So, what do you think? Which ones really happened? Which one is the lie?
**update: read my update post to see which one is actually a lie!**
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It’s YOUR turn! Can you narrow down your last 3 days into ten crazy events? How ’bout your last ten meals? Ten books? Ten things you yelled to your kids? Whatever it is, we want to hear it! WRITE a Top Ten list on your blog, LINK back to me, PASTE your url in the linky below then start LOVIN’ on the rest of the Top Ten {Tuesday} participants!
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