Woman: Andy! I haven’t seen you in *forever*!
Andy: (hiding a grin) Well, you know, I was in…Peru.
Woman: (never heard anything more exciting in her life) Peru?! Do tell!
Andy: (nonchalant) You know, I was just climbing the Andes. Just climbing the Andes.
Woman: (very impressed) Do you feel liberated?
If only I could get their inflection in! Could they BE more stereotypical?