If I was on Survivor, I would fly under the radar. Those silly skinny girls always make it to the end. Just be cute and perky and fun. Boil water, gather fire wood and play hard during the challenges. And I would always always always scope out the top dog and knock him out first. Why do these people insist on saying, “Oh, well, so-and-so said we should do this. Great idea!” If someone tells you what to do, that’s the person you vote off FIRST! Oh, and I would learn to make a fire out of shoe leather before I got there.
If I was on the Amazing Race, I would start running the second I got the call. I’d get some makeup tattooed on. I’d get my hair cut short…or maybe grow it out? Hmmm. I would never pick the “find the tiny marble buried in the 5 story pile of coconuts” roadblock. I would do the bungee jumping. And I would always always YIELD. Oh, and I would hug Phil every time I stepped on the mat.
If I was on American Idol, I’d make Sanjaya look good.
If I was on The Biggest Loser, I would be dead.
I have no idea where this came from…
(apparently I’ve started an unofficial meme. Mama & Staci copied me. Let me know what you’d do if you were on TV!)
You are hilarious! My favorite part is the Biggest Loser comment! It reminds me of what I put on your wedding scrapbook!
Well, I’d vote for ya…
I needed a good laugh today!! 🙂
I love this! Check mine out…I copied you!!
Very entertaining. And thought provoking!
You crack me up which makes me love ya! 🙂
Bungee jumping: That’s why you or Staci are going to be my partner on Amazing Race- because I’m not going to do it! If they make me do it, you will have to hit me over the head with a stick first, then just push me off the bridge! Same goes for Sky Diving. But I can read a map and drive at the same time!!
Ha. I was just taking about this the other day with DH. I was saying that if I was on Biggest Loser, I would totally win because I would work so hard and do EVERYTHING the trainers said. I would also be super easy to live with and be friends with everyone but not in a catty way.
But my big fantasy is Americas Next Top Model. Alas, I am too old, too short, and too chubby. Bummer.