If I was on Survivor, I would fly under the radar. Those silly skinny girls always make it to the end. Just be cute and perky and fun. Boil water, gather fire wood and play hard during the challenges. And I would always always always scope out the top dog and knock him out first. Why do these people insist on saying, “Oh, well, so-and-so said we should do this. Great idea!” If someone tells you what to do, that’s the person you vote off FIRST! Oh, and I would learn to make a fire out of shoe leather before I got there.
If I was on the Amazing Race, I would start running the second I got the call. I’d get some makeup tattooed on. I’d get my hair cut short…or maybe grow it out? Hmmm. I would never pick the “find the tiny marble buried in the 5 story pile of coconuts” roadblock. I would do the bungee jumping. And I would always always YIELD. Oh, and I would hug Phil every time I stepped on the mat.
If I was on American Idol, I’d make Sanjaya look good.
If I was on The Biggest Loser, I would be dead.
I have no idea where this came from…