Woman: Andy! I haven’t seen you in *forever*!
Andy: (hiding a grin) Well, you know, I was in…Peru.
Woman: (never heard anything more exciting in her life) Peru?! Do tell!
Andy: (nonchalant) You know, I was just climbing the Andes. Just climbing the Andes.
Woman: (very impressed) Do you feel liberated?
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If only I could get their inflection in! Could they BE more stereotypical?
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I love ‘people watching’, some people are SO funny without even realising it.
I just feel bad since you’ve been to yoga today and all I’ve done is watch re-runs on TV…
See, this is why I couldn’t do yoga in public with other people. I’d get in one of those positions, and then hear something like that, and stifling the laughter would cause myself great injury!!!