I think I do one of these a season. I really should have done this last week because this week was a little more like watching paint dry than watching our FINAL! FIVE! TOP! FINALISTS! BEST! TALENT! EVER!
I’ll keep it short and sweet…
Jason: Boring.
David: (see rant below)
Brooke: Self-Conscious.
David: Great.
Syesha: Broadwaaaay.
NOW. Let’s get onto the 2 most important things of the night:
1. Paula is a stinkin’ moron. Is she on drugs? Is she just NOT there? What in the world? Thanks to my tivo, I usually watch Paula on fast-forward because I can’t stand to hear a word she says. But before I watched, I accidentally read a live blogging post that said “Paula needs to lay off the sauce!”, so I had to listen. And seriously, I couldn’t have been more articulate myself. (Did you see how nice Simon was to her? He was trying to cover it up!)
2. David Cook and I have the same hairdo. Oh my good lord. I noticed it last week. But I’m feeling more and more self-conscious about it.
You can’t see it as well, but I’ve got the same long hair goin’ on in the back…see the flip on the right? Do not even think about calling it a mullet or a rat tail. My dh gets slapped for that. So, is it bad that I look like a boy? Or is it bad that he looks like a girl? What should I do? Bows? Ribbons? Glitter?
ACK! Whaddya think?
(oh, more ai at boomama‘s)
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