I think I do one of these a season. I really should have done this last week because this week was a little more like watching paint dry than watching our FINAL! FIVE! TOP! FINALISTS! BEST! TALENT! EVER!
I’ll keep it short and sweet…
Jason: Boring.
David: (see rant below)
Brooke: Self-Conscious.
David: Great.
Syesha: Broadwaaaay.
NOW. Let’s get onto the 2 most important things of the night:
1. Paula is a stinkin’ moron. Is she on drugs? Is she just NOT there? What in the world? Thanks to my tivo, I usually watch Paula on fast-forward because I can’t stand to hear a word she says. But before I watched, I accidentally read a live blogging post that said “Paula needs to lay off the sauce!”, so I had to listen. And seriously, I couldn’t have been more articulate myself. (Did you see how nice Simon was to her? He was trying to cover it up!)
2. David Cook and I have the same hairdo. Oh my good lord. I noticed it last week. But I’m feeling more and more self-conscious about it.
You can’t see it as well, but I’ve got the same long hair goin’ on in the back…see the flip on the right? Do not even think about calling it a mullet or a rat tail. My dh gets slapped for that. So, is it bad that I look like a boy? Or is it bad that he looks like a girl? What should I do? Bows? Ribbons? Glitter?
ACK! Whaddya think?
(oh, more ai at boomama‘s)
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I like American Idol. I do. Well, I like it with Tivo. I have to fast forward everything Paula says and most of what Ryan says. And every time the contestants hold their fingers up with their phone numbers!
But tonight, I just have to make a comment.
Was that last song really fair? To make them sing the same one? How could you possibly beat-box to that?! Poor Blake. He was such a sport!
I’ve really vacillated on who I want to win. I kinda don’t want Jordin to win because she’s only 17. What might it do to her? And I really like Blake. I think he is different and so cool! But, does he really need American Idol to make a number one album? I don’t think so. I just feel like he got ripped on that last song because his first song was hot, dawg!
But I do know that Jordin toured with Michael W. Smith (who although, not my favorite in the music department, is so amazingly genuine) and he really believes she has what it takes as a PERSON to be the next American Idol.
Oh, and one more thing: the guy who wrote the anti-Blake song is Scott Krippayne, a prolific Christian songwriter. He’s written like sixteen #1 songs or something. How cool for him? And how cool for Jordin if she really is a Christian, to release a song written by a Christian?
Ok, ok, I changed my mind. I want Jordin to win.
But I am still going to buy Blakes’ albu–ah-eh-ahh-um!
(that was my wicked poor attempt at typing out some beatboxing.)
need more recaps? boomama’s gotcha.
If I was on Survivor, I would fly under the radar. Those silly skinny girls always make it to the end. Just be cute and perky and fun. Boil water, gather fire wood and play hard during the challenges. And I would always always always scope out the top dog and knock him out first. Why do these people insist on saying, “Oh, well, so-and-so said we should do this. Great idea!” If someone tells you what to do, that’s the person you vote off FIRST! Oh, and I would learn to make a fire out of shoe leather before I got there.
If I was on the Amazing Race, I would start running the second I got the call. I’d get some makeup tattooed on. I’d get my hair cut short…or maybe grow it out? Hmmm. I would never pick the “find the tiny marble buried in the 5 story pile of coconuts” roadblock. I would do the bungee jumping. And I would always always YIELD. Oh, and I would hug Phil every time I stepped on the mat.
If I was on American Idol, I’d make Sanjaya look good.
If I was on The Biggest Loser, I would be dead.
I have no idea where this came from…
(apparently I’ve started an unofficial meme. Mama & Staci copied me. Let me know what you’d do if you were on TV!)
