1. I never let the dishes get piled up in the sink. Flylady is my hero and my sink is shining right this second.
2. Annie on Little Einsteins is a great singer. I wish I had her CD.
3. I never let the laundry get piled up. It’s always washed, dried, folded & put away– right away. It would not remotely be sitting on my dining room table right now.
4. I am not even addicted to facebook’s Pieces of Flair. I doubt I added even 1 (or 12) buttons since my post yesterday.
5. I’m not nervous about the pirate getting here. After all it’s not like his room is still pink. Or he doesn’t have a crib.
6. I’m not tired.
7. I loved hearing my daughter whine for me this morning. Nothing says, “Good Morning” like a whining two year old.
8. I’m not thinking about changing my blog title to this:
9. My daughter is not even cute. Sometimes I can’t even look at her.
10. I would never eat peanut butter M&M’s for breakfast.
11. I would never eat peanut butter M&M’s for a mid-morning snack.
12. I didn’t start (and trash) four posts to try to participate in Thursday Thirteen. This kinda awesomeness just flows out of me.
13. I could care less if you leave me a comment. I don’t even want to hear what’s going on in your Backwards Day.
Erin says
I do not like reading all of your posts, and it does not keep me busy at work!!!
Patsy says
Okay, you made me smile. Best one today. No backwards there — just facts. 🙂
Leigh says
HAHAHAHAHA! #2 cracks me up. I just said to Josh this morning, “Annie is the BEST singer!” and he said, “I know! It sounds like she tries so hard! I’m so glad they made her the singer so she can represent vocal talents the right way.”
annie says
I don’t like you at all Amanda. Not at all.
Michelle says
What a great idea for a TT. You totally crack me up. Thanks for the laugh. Happy TT and thanks for stopping by mine.
Elaine says
I really can’t stand this post (it’s still backwards day right?)
Will you be mad if I steal this idea sometime?
You made me laugh. I love the one about the dishes in the sink oh and the laundry and the whining. Ok, I love them all…
Linda @ this and that says
What a great idea!! Great twist for TT.
misty says
YOU are so funny!!! Seriously. I love you, Amanda… you make my day sparkle. And i LOVE that “flair”… in fact…
Chris says
That’s really tragic that your daughter is stop traffic ugly. Hah! Great list, happy TT.
AmyG says
Poor, poor Lydia… lol. I love this post. Thanks for the giggles!
bee says
I don’t need anymore sleep. I operate just fine off of four hours!!
I am so dreading someone from Sunday School bringing dinner over tonight.
And I most certainly did not quote that exact piece of flair to HH this morning!
Marnini says
I hated this, I would never consider doing one of these for a TT:)
Hilarious
Vanderbilt Wife says
Hehe…I so do NOT need that flair!
Christi says
You don’t make me laugh at all. ever.
The Diaper Diaries says
I love that piece of flair with the salad. Not backwards day, I really do. I have one on my Facebook profile that says “VAGINA…sorry that was probably inappropriate” that is my personal favorite.
KAT says
Love it! Er…I mean hate it!
Damselfly says
I am totally up to date on all of my blog reading and commenting because I have been so organized this week and gotten everything done! In fact, I have time to spare!
Heather says
I so do not love peanut m&ms too. I am certainly not addicted to them or anything like that.
And I so enjoy a 6 hr car ride with a not very cranky 15 month old. (that was yesterday)
faithful chick says
Love this post.
And I am SO not reading blog posts when I should be working at home.
So. Not.