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I Can’t Find My Husband *updated*

Les and Lydia went to check the mail about 30 minutes ago.

They are not looking at the ducks at the lake behind our house.

They are not playing in the front yard.

It’s cold.

Dinner is ready.

Lydia’s bedtime is in 4 minutes.

What in the heck are they doing?!

I’m about to eat without them…

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Thirty minutes after Lydia’s bedtime, they arrive home.

Me: Where were you?

Dh: I told you. We were at the neighbor’s house.

Me: You did not tell me.

Dh: Yes, I did. You weren’t listening.

Me: I doubt that. *pause* Regardless, it’s 30 minutes past her bedtime and she hasn’t eaten dinner yet.

Dh: I thought you were enjoying the alone time.

Men.

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Comments

  1. Vader's Mom says

    March 10, 2008 at 6:21 pm

    Our husband’s must be related. I have no idea how Jeff can just up and disappear on me sometimes.

  2. Leigh says

    March 10, 2008 at 8:50 pm

    did you find them?

  3. Alexis says

    March 10, 2008 at 8:53 pm

    My DH must have the same watch as your’s. Drives me nuts.

  4. annie says

    March 10, 2008 at 9:42 pm

    Oh no! I hope he found his way home.

  5. Deanne says

    March 10, 2008 at 10:05 pm

    hahahahaha! Can’t relate. Nope not at all. I mean really, what is ‘alone time’ anyway?! 🙂

  6. dcrmom says

    March 10, 2008 at 10:59 pm

    LOL, now that sounds like something I would do to my dear hubby.

  7. Leigh says

    March 11, 2008 at 2:09 pm

    heh heh heh….. HAHAHAHAHA! Oh my goodness….. that sounds just like Josh!

  8. bee says

    March 11, 2008 at 2:34 pm

    You know he just thought about that whole “alone time” thing 10 seconds before he walked in the door! 🙂

  9. Val says

    March 11, 2008 at 9:05 pm

    He thought you were enjoying your time and instead you were panicking as to where they were . . . yes. . . men. Grrrr. . .

  10. Saph -Walk with Me says

    March 12, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    I had to laugh, but I can sooo relate!

  11. brandybuzz says

    March 12, 2008 at 9:03 pm

    That is too funny!

  12. annie says

    March 12, 2008 at 10:56 pm

    I had to come back tonight to see when they made it home!

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